Lindsay Lohan’s List Of Demands To Appear On A Russian Talk Show Are Out Of Control Extravagant

Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with former fiancé and Russian business heir Egor Tarabasov went about as smoothly as Helen Keller’s textbooks. I guess it’s not that inconceivable when you consider she moved in with him one night after meeting him. What she learned about her new roommate was that the 23-year-old belonged in a straight jacket. From claims of cheating to domestic violence, Egor was a cornucopia of douchebag.

As you can imagine, the Russian media wants to hear about Lindsay’s tumultuous relationship with the 23-year-old real estate agency owner, but won’t get her unless they pay the piper. Big time.

“Pust govoryat,” Russians most popular talk show, offered Lohan an opportunity to appear on the show, which airs on state-owned Channel 1. They made the mistake of requesting a “list of demands” to entice Lindsay, and her demands were as follows (per TMZ):

– a private jet
— security
— 1 year Russian visa with extension
— 500,000 British pounds (about $650,000)
— hair, makeup and manicurist onboard jet
— Ritz-Carlton penthouse suite
meeting Vladimir Putin and get photos with him

Just to appear on a talk show. I’m trying to think of how awful a proposition has to be for me to demand that much. Maybe if Russia tried to get me on their show to electrocute me while airing my internet search history while my parents fuck in the audience. Other than that, I’m cool with a dry hand job and a Snickers. Make sure the Snicker is frozen, bitches.

The talk show has reportedly received her demands and have already met some. Until all have been met, I’ll leave ya’ll with this…

[h/t TMZ]

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