Madonna Made A Very Public, Very Graphic Sexual Offer To Anyone Who Votes For Hillary Clinton
As she was about to introduce Schumer, Madonna decided to make an offer that undecided voters out there can surely not refuse (well, maybe they can)…
One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, okay? Swear to god. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.
Alrighty then. Thanks?
H/T Death and Taxes