These Matthew McConaughey Pick-Up Lines Are Hilarious
Matthew McConaughey has been a BroBible hero since our founding in 2008. Since existential realist Rust Cohle is probably going to go down in history as his most iconic character since Dazed and Confused‘s David Wooderson. Some mad genius created these absolutely hilarious pick-up lines. Maybe don’t use them at the bar tonight, alright, alright, alright.
[H/T: Elite Daily]