Bear Grillz really knows how to woo a lady. Not only does he take Michelle Rodriguez parachuting into a desert in Arizona during the blazing heat, then rappel down a cliff, but he even makes her an intimate dinner
Mouse was on the menu after Bear caught the rodent. Sure he could have easily impaled the little critter with a stick and roasted it on an open flame, but he wanted to impress the Fast and Furious actress with his outdoorsman culinary skills. So he prepared a beautiful mouse soup with the broth of Michelle’s piss.
Bon appétit!
The survivor expert had the 37-year-old actress “pull the guts out” of the mouse, and asked her if she wanted to “keep the tail as a souvenir.” He had her whiz in a container for the stock of the soup, then stewed the rodent in this mouthwatering episode of Running Wild With Bear Grylls. I’m sure the acid and salt in the tinkle made for a fantastic tenderizer for the rodent meat.
Then the two dinned on the mouse carcass. “But it tastes like chicken,” Rodriguez admitted. “Yeah, chicken stewed in piss,” Grylls retorted.
“Urine has an ammonia thing going on and when you boil it…it doesn’t go away,” she commented. I think we have a critic over here.
The rodent and piss stew was even a wee bit nasty for the steel-stomached Bear Grylls, “I’ve finally found the thing that has broken me.” He went so far as to say the mouse urine soup was worse than raw goat testicles and camel’s intestinal fluids. Jeez Michelle, how much asparagus do you eat?
They then went to sleep, but Grylls couldn’t stop thinking about his once-in-a-lifetime meal, “I still have the taste of her urine in my mouth which is making it harder to sleep.”
“You’re going to make me vegan again,” Michelle informed Grylls. “I tried being vegetarian, but I failed miserably.”
Michelle might want to go camping with Gordon Ramsay next time.