The 34 Most Entertaining Celebrity Tweets This Week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more.

Strap in. It could get bumpy. These are the most entertaining celebrity tweets this week.

That’s what happens when you procrastinate.

He has a point.

Jenny McCarthy always has the best medical advice.

Impressive.

And it’s also not hard (see: Internet).

Solid advice for any day of the week.

https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/572448604863905793

Dennis Miller is easily impressed.

Dexterity.

At least it isn’t the new TMZ. Yet

Oh shut the hell up.

Coincidence?

She totally Googled it.

And?

Nice of Rainn to keep JB in the loop.

And it will be a number one hit too.

Wait until we get hit by Wolverine.

Classic pickup line.

Then they would have died rather recently.

Nooo shit.

https://twitter.com/HayleyAtwell/status/573116481749291008

Maybe it was just someone in a Peggy Carter wig.

Doing this later today.

Of what?

Must be brutal.

I have determined…never.

I have felt this pride, for my phone.

He really likes Judge Judy apparently.

If only…

I hate Kevin.

https://twitter.com/GottliebShow/status/573551906829811712

This is true.

I believe him.

https://twitter.com/jennettemccurdy/status/573727706585677824

Seems about right.

He’s 70, his earring is 72.

Have a great weekend, everybody.