27 Words, Phrases, and Quotes the New Yorker Used to Describe Tucker Max’s New Not-So-Bro Lifestyle

by 6 years ago

  • Hilarity Ensues“Brazilian jujitsu training center”
  • “bottled water”
  • “his partying has dipped”
  • “more mature existence”
  • “He rear-n*ked-choked me.”
  • “lost each time”
  • “retiring”
  • “City Bakery”
  • “lunch of pineapple, cantaloupe, and four shreds of lettuce”
  • “lots of lentils and organic whey”
  • “seeing a psychoanalyst”
  • “Zen archery”
  • “improv”
  • “pottery”
  • “gardening”
  • “barista school”
  • “rock climbing”
  • “salsa dancing”
  • “advanced firearm training”
  • “The thought of going to a strip club makes me want to vomit.”
  • “'I'm single and ready!'”
  • “Buddhist center”
  • “'Still Awesome, Just Different'”
  • “Bikram yoga studio”
  • “rabbit pose”
  • “another step toward adulthood”
  • “He walked off to find a salad.”

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