Olivia Wilde Took Fiancee Jason Sudeikis to a Strip Club, Instantly Becomes Greatest Catch Ever
If you've clicked on this website in the past ever, you'll know that we're not exactly opposed to Olivia Wilde's general human spirit. Now, we have something in which “mind.blown.” only begins to explain the awesomeness:
Olivia Wilde took her new fiancé, “Saturday Night Live” star Jason Sudeikis, on a raunchy date to a New York strip club, booking a private room with two pole dancers before picking up the tab, sources tell Page Six.
In a move that could turn already alluring Wilde into the most desirable fiancée on Earth, the actress took Sudeikis for a fun night out at the Penthouse Executive Club on West 45th Street.
There, a witness told us, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them.”
As if that weren't enough:
The source continued with a lot more detail that cannot be printed in a family newspaper or gossip column, adding, “They were in there for two hours, Olivia picked up the entire tab. Jason is a lucky guy.”
Wilde, who also strips off in the new movie “Drinking Buddies,” has previously described how she was “blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love” with Sudeikis, adding they “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”
Man oh man. And we can only read about it.