Maybe Paris Hilton does know and she just doesn’t care? Because depending on which word you put the emphasis on, the saying on her phone case can mean two completely different things.
Regardless, Paris Hilton either has the confidence of Paul Pierce or else, in the immortal words of former Arizona Cardinals head coach Dennis Green (and I very loosely paraphrase), “she is who we thought she was.”
Which way are you leaning on this one?
Semi-related aside: What happened to the boob shots Paris Hilton used to post to Instagram all the time? We miss those, Paris.