The Teaser Poster For Brad Pitt’s New World War II Movie Just Got You Pregnant
Are you ready for a hot dose of Pitt to come inside you? Yea, you are. Behold, the first poster for ‘Fury.’
UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH.
Did they have the Macklemore hair cut in 1945? My coworker Kyle said, “I think so.”
Need to get harder (like you could)? Here’s the description of the flick from Wikipedia.
The film is set during the last months of World War II in April 1945. As the Allies make their final push in the European Theater, a battle-hardened U.S. Army sergeant named Wardaddy (Brad Pitt) commands a Sherman tank called “Fury” and its five-man crew on a deadly mission behind enemy lines. Outnumbered and outgunned, Wardaddy and his men face overwhelming odds in their heroic attempts to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany.
God. I just died in a sea of my own ejaculate. If you can’t wait for the movie, which comes out in November, I imagine it will go something like this.
UPDATE: HOLY SHIT I FORGOT SHIA LEBOUF IS IN THIS MOVIE.