Watch Selena Gomez Get Hit On By A 12-Year-Old With Some Of The Smoothest Pickup Lines You’ve Ever Heard

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.”

“I heard you’re good at algebra – could you replace my X, without asking Y?”

DAAAAAAMNNNN these kids are slaying MAD game today. Ask me to come up with a pickup line and I’ll sit here like “Um…here’s $20. Date me?” And while Selena’s main problem with dating this kid is that “The turning 18 part may need to be a crucial part in me pursuing [a relationship]” that wasn’t an outright “No.” In fact maybe in a few years when he’s old enough they’ll get married, pop out a few kids and have the whole white picket fence racket going on.

Or, more likely, they will never meet and Selena will get knocked up by Justin Bieber, leading her into a spiraling depression after he dumps her for some fake Instagram model. Poor Selena, these are indeed your choices in love – Beebz or pedophilia. Pick one and get it over with.

[H/T Vulture]