Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live life as a guy without a dick? Probably not. Doesn’t sound like a very fun life, and how would you pee? How would you make fuck? How would you stick secret donuts on your ding-dong for safe keeping later? Not having a dick makes all of those activities seem exponentially harder, yet here you are, under threat of melted dick, watching this sexiest moments in film supercut.
If your dick does indeed melt off (in which case WE WARNED YOU), let us know what life is like without genitalia. I’m curious as hell and would trade the stash of coke I’ve got sitting in my bathroom drawe— er, let’s just stick with curious.
[H/T Uproxx]