‘South Park’ Let Us Know What Would Happen If Bill Cosby And Taylor Swift Sat On A Couch Together

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We knew South Park was going to do something inappropriate with Bill Cosby’s character on their holiday special. In the promo they had the King of Pudding Pops sitting on a couch with Taylor Swift. We assumed something rapey was bound to go down. Knowing they couldn’t cross certain lines, South Park decided to have a very horny Bill Cosby keep Taylor Swift at his house by singing a newfangled version of Bing Crosby’s “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” which is quite possibly the most sexually aggressive holiday song of all time.