Can you imagine the songs we’d get out of Taylor Swift if Calvin Harris threw a ring on that finger and then was all like “Jk LOL takesies-backsies eat ma dick” ? Girl would have a literal aneurysm and probably burn his house down, take a shit on his porch and hold his dog hostage with a gun to its head while screaming “WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER” on the front lawn. Actually, now I’m actively hoping Harris dumps her because that would be a sight to see; before I didn’t care. Now I’m pushing for an all-out meltdown.
We’ll have to wait and see whether we get to see Taylor go full metal jacket though, because as of right now In Touch is reporting that she’s getting married to Calvin Harris with not one, but TWO separate weddings. Imagine how much that’ll sting once the two get divorced.
A source tells In Touch, “Taylor plans to marry Calvin next year in two different locations — one in the U.K. that will be a huge, over-the-top blowout party and one in either Nashville or LA that will be a little more subdued.”
The 25-year-old songstress has become quite the fashion icon, wearing top designers like Balmain and Elie Saab — but they didn’t make the cut to design the most important gown the “Shake It Off” singer will probably ever wear.
The lucky lady to design Tay’s bridal gown is none other than Vera Wang, of course! But, with two weddings comes two custom gowns.(via)
Golly gee whiz how exciting, TWO separate dresses for TWO separate weddings. Just what the readers of BroBible.com care about, amirite? No? Okay well you read all the way to the bottom of this post anyway so you don’t have anyone else to blame but yourself.
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[H/T In Touch Weekly]