The Lonely Island Is Here To Remind Us How Important It Is That The Turtle Population Keeps Banging

by 2 years ago

I’m a big fan of Lonely Island. I’ve probably talked about that before. For those of you who pay enough attention to what I actually write in my copy, apologies. For those of you who don’t, you don’t care anyway, so I don’t think you’re even reading this. If you’re still reading, you should know that there’s not much the Lonely Island can say that I wouldn’t believe. They could all be wearing name tags and probably convince me that they’re three dudes who became friends because they’re all named Steve (none of them are named Steve, btw.) So, if the Lonely Island is saying turtles need to bang more, so am I. So grab your pet turtles, crush some Viagra into food and toss them all into a small aquarium because it’s Turtle Orgy Time.


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