The Rock Is The Proud Father Of A Baby Girl — Let’s Help Him Name His New Kid

Congrats to The Rock and his girlfriend Lauren Hashian on their new baby girl.

Since I’m an authority on baby naming, I would love nothing more than to help name the new bundle of joy. We’ve compiled a list of names for the happy couple to choose from.

Pebbles
Vincess
Paper Scissors
Cookie Puss
Dave
Ms. Shits Alot
Stone Cold Sally Austin
Donna Trump
Ciroq
Wayne
Dane
Saint West Maivia
Lucky
Andy Isaac
Hambone
Fang McFrost
Baron Von Beeftits

Please feel free to leave your suggestions for the new parents in the comment section.

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