Trailer For ‘Handjob Cabin,’ A Movie About A Spooky Ghost Who Handjobs You To Death, Is The Best You’ll See Today

By 10.06.15

This isn’t a REAL movie (as if you couldn’t tell from all the fake awards that flash across the screen in the beginning of the trailer), but if it were I’d be the first in line to buy a ticket come opening night. Horror movie? Check. Really stupid premise that doesn’t take itself seriously? Check. Spooky ghost handjobs? Check check check check!!!

Tl;dr: I have shit taste in movies.


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