There is no denying that I am an unabashed Michael Bay fan. I would describe him as Spielbergian and Coppolan and Scorsesean, except that it is an insult to compare his genius to those camerafuckers.
No one does insanity better. No one does absurdity better. No one does loud boom smash better. No one does sexy better. He’s everything you could want in an American artist in the internet age.
Yet, some cinephiles don’t appreciate his work. Like the people who run Screen Junkies, who decided to pick on Mr. Bay. And Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Dicks.
That said, this was hilarious.