This Video Has Over 2 Million Views And I Officially Hate 2 Million People In This World

I don’t hate Mariah Carey or Nick Cannon for this video. I don’t even hate the person who made this video. It’s got an ad at the start so that person is making coin.

I hate the 2 million people who’ve watched this video. I hate myself for being one of those 2 million. At least I shut it off when I got to the part where he’s holding her cans. I had to watch it to write this piece, what the hell is excuse is everyone else going to use?

H/T Jezebel