Hot Hotel Waitress Fired After She Was Found Naked In Orlando Bloom’s Suite After Her Shift

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There’s always one guy in the group that during a night out, he is absolutely convinced the waitress wants to bang him. Rarely, if ever, is that true. Except if you’re an A-list movie star, then the waitress isn’t working for tips, she’s working for the tip AMIRIGHT.

Welp, a waitress at London’s popular celebrity hangout Chiltern Firehouse risked her livelihood for one night of ‘incredible sex’ with her customer, Orlando Bloom.

According to The Sun, 21-year-old Viviana Ross was fired from her waitressing job when a manager at Chiltern Firehouse in London’s West End found her in Orlando’s five star suite after he had left. She was naked.

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A close friend claims despite the sack for “fraternizing with clients” she did not regret the “night of incredible sex.”  The friend also described how easy it is for Orlando Bloom to pick up a certified scud missile.

“After her shift on the Friday night she got changed into normal clothes, left the bar and bumped into Orlando outside.

“They chatted and he asked her to join him in his room for a drink. Of course she said ‘Yes’.

“She said it was like fireworks were going off between them. In the room they had a gin and tonic and then started kissing.

“He made the first moves. He’d been staying at the hotel for five days and the sexual tension had been building up.

“In the morning he left early for an interview and Viviana stayed in bed — but that was a mistake.”

Her manager fired her over text message.

I’m no psychic, but I’m pretty sure Viviana will land on her feet. Or her back.

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[h/t The Sun]

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