Woman Drops $25K to Look Like Jennifer Lawrence, Kind of Looks Like Jennifer Lawrence?
If you squint? Squint for a while? Like a few minutes until your vision gets blurry and you lose you balance?
The above photo is a “before” pic, but a Texas woman identified only as “Kitty” told ABC’s Nightline recently that after years of being told she looked like Jennifer Lawrence, the mother of one decided to undergo six plastic surgeries and really finish the job. In making the decision, Kitty called Lawrence’s body “banging,” and said she appreciated the actress’ “spunky and fun” personality. Fun fact: a rhinoplasty does not give you a spunky and fun personality!
Kitty had liposuction done to her face and body, a breast augmentation—clearly—a rhinoplasty, and fat grafts to her cheeks and butt. The entire surgery took six hours; her recovery took several weeks. And here’s the result.
A stranger once said I looked like Curtis Stone, which clearly made my week, but it didn’t drive me to take cooking lessons—much less go under the knife. So I’d be remiss to not say this sounds like insanity.
Kitty denies her plastic surgery decision was motivated by mental illness, however, saying, “”I am a strong woman. I am in charge of how I look and I can change that and then change that again if I want…. I’m not trying to look like Pamela Anderson here during her ‘Baywatch’ days. I’m trying to look like a very capable, very personal level-headed female who is an Academy Award winner.”
But why would you drop $25,000 to look like Lawrence? A beautiful woman whose likability does, actually, come from being approachable and not unbelievably hot? Her?
Oh shit. I said something negative about Jennifer Lawrence.
I can hear the Internet coming.