Dad Writes Daughter Instructions For How To Enjoy A Phish Show And It Involves Lots Of Mushrooms

Last night the Phish from Vermont took their space funk road show to The Mann Center in Philadelphia. I was there, drinking all the Goose Island IPAs I could find and dancing around the terrace in my happy place. Trey had a Flyers jersey on stage! Martian Monster was busted out like a gazillion times. David Bowie! Ghost! 2001! Sand! Wooo Summer tour!

I’ll be there tonight, too. Hell, I’m writing this post from the Wyndham in Old City.  Meanwhile, Phish-loving Redditor sugaree024 took in the show with a special set of instructions from her dad. It’s probably my favorite thing on the Internet today.

Avoid assholes, kids. That’s the best dad advice ever.

The donuts are a nice touch.

Your trip is short. Harpua tonight. You heard it here first.

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com