Lil Dicky Has A New Web Series About Living The Dream As A Rapper Called ‘Behind The Dick’
How did you answer the question “What do you want to be when you grow up?” back in the day? An astronaut? A pioneering scientist seeking a cure for cancer? A professional athlete?
I said I wanted to be a construction worker, then decided maybe I was much better at teaching English literature to 10th graders than I was around heavy machinery. Now I’m a blogger, curating HOT bro content for the masses from my posh corner office in Soho, New York City, surrounded by elite models feeding me steak frites from Balthazar for lunch like a regular Dionysus.
JK, I live in my mom’s basement and will dine on Slim Jims and cheese puffs for dinner for the third time this week later tonight. Mom, if you’re reading this, it’s a cry for help.
Which brings me to my point: What Bro in the universe wouldn’t want to be Lil Dicky, Bro rap god? The man’s life is the living embodiment of LTD, living the dream. I mean, just look at this dude’s life:
To show off what his behind-the-scenes life is like, Dicky has a camera crew following him around for a web series called “Behind the Dick.”
In case it was any question, his life is absolutely as rad as you think it is.