Taylor Swift Met Her Doppelganger In Australia And The Two Fought To The Death And Now We Don’t Know Which Survived


 
After Taylor Swift and her crew completed the 1989 tour’s Sherman-esque march through America, leaving scores of ravaged, emotionally exhausted teenagers in its wake, the unstoppable Cthulhic blonde set her sights on the world.

When she arrived in Australia though, she’d met her match. Her exact doppelganger, a perfect Taylor Swift look-a-like, living in Melbourne.

There, after snapping a selfie for social, Taylor determined the impostor couldn’t live. The two began an epic battle royale lasting several days. No one knows who won and is now living as Taylor Swift.

Is it Taylor? Is it Liv? The world may never know.