10 Must-Have Patriotic Articles of Clothing

The Olympics are in full swing, so what better time to stock up on your patriotic garb than now? Whether you want to rock USA in the Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, this list has you covered.

1. 1980 Miracle Hockey Shorts (pictured above)

USA Hockey. Herb Brooks. Red, White and Blue. AMERICA. I think we’ve said enough

 

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2. Nike Team USA T-Shirt

 

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3. The Ultimate American Tank

 

When solo cups meet America, you get this.

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4. Captain Mike Eruzione’s Miracle T-Shirt

 

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5. USA Heritage Pullover Hoodie

 

For those who don’t want to overcomplicate their patriotism.

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6. American As Fuck Tank

 

Says  it all, really.

 

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7. Bald Eagle Fighter Pilot T-Shirt

 

Chills. Nothing but chills. And the most America ever packed into one shirt.

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8. Miracle on Ice Throwback “USA” Beanie

This hat sells itself.

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9. USA Sweatpants

 

At this point, sweatpants might be more American than apple pie.

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10. Don’t Puck with the USA T-Shirt

 

We had an obvious hockey theme here. Because it’s awesome. Duh.

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