The Air Jordan ‘Team USA XXXI’ Are Here And They Deserve An Olympic Gold For Being F’in Awesome

With the Olympics going on right now, we’ve seen a few different colorways of various shoes—like Under Armour’s Stephen Curry’s—making those who aren’t even considered sneakerheads drool at the sight of some of these things.

But I may have just found the best of them all—these Air Jordan “Team USA XXXI,” which are so sick that I would actually deal with all the shitty conditions in Brazil that Olympians are putting up with for a pair of me own.

Printed in red, white and blue colors, these XXXI’s might just be my new favorite basketball shoe—and that’s saying a hell of a lot.

Hitting shelves today, August 10, they retail for a cool $185, so you better throw some elbows in line to snag yourself a pair—or sneak into the Olympics to see if you can jack some from players like Carmelo Anthony or Jimmy Butler in Team USA’s locker room.

[H/T Maxim]

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Nick's a Sr. Editor for BroBible, mainly relying on his Sports Encyclopedia-like mind to write about things. He's also the co-host of the BroBible podcast "We Run This," and can be seen sweating his ass off while frequently running 10+ miles around Seattle.