Don’t Let Your Asswipe Friends Puke On Your New Couch, Get This Air Mattress That’s 20% Off Right Now
You love having your friends over for a few cocktails, but there’s that one fucko who goes too hard. He thinks it’s a terrific idea to drink to pound a six-pack of Snake Bite Apple Cider Shandy, followed by several shots of Rumplemintz, and capping it off with two Long Island Iced Teas. That’s one way to ensure that you will definitely Exorcist puke later that night. Now you aren’t a dick and know your friend can’t possibly drive so you make him stay over. You have a brand new microfiber couch. Are you going to let this ticking time bomb full of liquor and stomach bile destroy your couch? Fuck no. That’s why you need an air mattress. And not one of those shitty ones because you care about your guests.
The WonderSleep Classic Series Air Mattress will allow your guests to sleep easy and you’ll sleep easy knowing that your couch isn’t being reupholstered in a coat of Rumplemintz. The mattress features DreamCoil Supporting Technology which provides an array of strong air coils for added durability and firmness support.
Plus it offers an internal high capacity pump, so you’re not dicking around for 53 minutes with some foot pump. It can be fully inflated to full firmness under four minutes with a quick rotation.
It can be easily deflated, folded and stored in a compact carrying bag, which it comes with. So that means you can take it when you need to crash at someone’s house.
This air mattress has outstanding reviews scoring a 4.4 rating out of 5 stars.
And you can fuck on it! At least that’s what I gathered from this ad for the mattress.
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