16 Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters For 2016…Crying Jordan, Harambe, ‘Stranger Things,’ And More!
The goal of finding and buying the best ugly Christmas sweaters is simple: To ensure that you look like the idiot to end all idiots at all of your holiday parties this year. Because make no bones about it, that is the main objective. Sure you want to merry-make and all that other festive mumbo-jumbo, but one of the best parts of ADULT CHRISTMAS, is wearing something tacky and highly questionably. Well, that and pouring loads of Jack Daniels into the egg nog. But before you can consume a hefty amount of liquor, you have to get your attire right. You have to find the best ugly Christmas sweater you can. Without it, your holiday (and life) will be ruined.
Every year, companies like Holiday Fury try to come up with some fresh ideas that are bound to turn heads for you during the holiday season. This year, the Holiday Fury team upped their game and added a few viral memes and moments from 2016 to their offering. For fans of the Crying Jordan meme to bros who love mourning the death of Harambe to people who can’t get enough of Stranger Things, there is really something for everyone on this list. Even those of you who want to see a reindeer suggestively eat a snowman’s carrot penis…
So without further ado, here are the best ugly Christmas sweaters on the market right now for 2016.
‘Tis the season to wear a crying Michael Jordan on your chest. At least he had the decency to put on a vest and his own ugly Christmas sweater.
Stranger Things was one of the best hit shows of 2016 so it’s only appropriate that this makes our list of the best ugly christmas sweaters.
We didn’t have a Harambe ugly Christmas sweater last year….because he was alive. Damn you, Cincinnati Zoo.
Ken Bone is still a thing and this Ken Bone ugly Christmas sweater is sure to win all the prizes at your holiday parties.
Scarface is going to feel a lot more jolly once he shoves all that snow up his nose.
The best part of Home Alone (in my humble opinion) is now a member of our best ugly Christmas sweaters list.
The single most underrated holiday movie of all time. Glad there is an ugly Christmas sweater with Patrick Bateman’s face on it.
Speaking of our old friend Patrick Bateman, here he is feeling all festive while giving some lady the business. And by business I mean his… well, you know what I mean.
What girl wears that outfit to high school?
You see what’s going on here? Naughty, naught stuff.
The face he would make if he saw himself now.
Ugly Christmas sweaters aren’t just for people who celebrate Christmas.
Die Hard is the perfect way to end this list.
That concludes our round up of the Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters for 2016, but check out Holiday Fury for more.