For many of us, our ugly Christmas sweaters are just as important as our Christmas tree—they’re essential for celebrating the season.
While we may sometimes think any ugly Christmas sweater will do, there is such a thing as wearing one in bad taste. For starters, we recommend laying off any explicit or political Christmas sweaters. Why? Well, do you really want to wear something that’s going to be divisive at a holiday party or a family gathering? We’ll let you answer that question in your head.
The Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters (2021)
The ugly Christmas sweaters below are funny, yet not too over-the-top. They’re cheeky, clever, witty, and—you guessed it—ugly.
What’s great is you can also get these ugly Christmas sweaters ASAP. They’ve all got fast shipping we trust.
Get your sweater for those holiday parties and family gatherings right now before they start selling out. Celebrate the holidays the right way with an ugly Christmas sweater that’s going to draw smiles and laughs.
Grunt Style Christmas Sweater Vest
Take the sleeves off this bad boy and show of your guns with this Patriotic sweater from Grunt Style. This is the sweater Rambo wears for the holidays (probably).
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The Big Lewbowski
For all the Dudeists out there, this is a sweater that totally abides.
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Snoop ‘Twas The Nizzle Before Chrismizzle’
If Santa were to name a successor, it only makes sense that Snoop Dogg would be the first choice.
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Wild Bobby Ho Ho Ho Merry Cybertruck Ugly Christmas Sweater
“The Cybertruck is so well made, it can tow a sled filled with all of the gifts for the entire world.”
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Tipsy Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater Basketball Featuring Santa Claus
Santa has been practicing on a 10-foot rim all year long. This is perfect for the NBA fan who loves to watch the games on Christmas day.
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Let It Glow
This cool reindeer is ready for the next rave concert. It has lights in its antlers, and they actually glow when you move.
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Company Santa Hockey Crewneck
Back when Santa was in college, he was a serious defender on the team’s first line.
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Assorted Elf Crewneck Sweater
This Abbey Road spoof sweater is made for the Beatle-head of the family.
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Happy Birthday Jesus
Remember the reason for the season, and make sure to post on Jesus’ Facebook so he knows you didn’t forget his big day.
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Company Santa Crewneck
Even bikers need ugly Christmas sweaters. Did you know Santa sometimes delivers his gifts via Harley?
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Santa Unicorn
Everyone has got their own interpretation of Santa. This is a sweater for those who like to picture their Santa riding a unicorn through space—quite specific, we know.
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Blizzard Bay Ugly Christmas Sweater Llama
Repping sport shades and a three-dimensional scarf, this llama is ready to hit the slopes.
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Drinking Game
A sweater that also functions as a drinking game. Throw the velcro balls at the bullseye, make your rules as to what constitutes drink.
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John is the Style & Gear Editor for BroBible. You can contact him on Twitter @johnthompsoniv or via email John@brobible.com
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