This Doormat Will Let Strangers Know It’s Best To Leave You The Hell Alone

By 03.01.17

go-away-doormat

Telling people to get the hell off my front porch is growing tiresome. I could just ignore the doorbell but what if it’s someone I actually want to see?

Instead of telling salespeople, children looking for my children or assorted family members to hit the bricks, I’ll let this attractive doormat do the talking instead.

Made of natural coconut fibers, the ink for the design is imprinted deep within the fibers of the mat to ensure a long life.

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