“Now you come to me and you say — “Don Corleone give me justice.” — But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh ask me to do murder, for money.”
Don’t ever visit a friend empty-handed. Bring him this awesome Godfather Funko Pop! Figure. If he’s not a Vito Corleone fan there’s also Michael, Sonny, and Fredo.
Or just buy one for yourself. Screw friends. “A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy over estimate your faults.”
We could do this quote thing all day.
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