You don’t need an occasion to surprise someone with a bag of gummy dicks in the mail. It doesn’t need to be a holiday or a birthday, it’s ALWAYS the right time to anonymously ship some gummy dicks in the mail.
Maybe you want to play a prank on one of your bros, a professor, or a relative. Or perhaps you know someone that just really likes eating gummies. Whatever the case may be, these are the gummy dicks for you: BUY IT NOW: $15.
— This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’
— Sent anonymously with a stock message, this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake
— A tasty gift? or just a funny reminder that someone should stuff it; leave the recipient guessing
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