Everything About The Nerf N-Strike Elite Hail-Fire Blaster — From The Amount Of Ammo To The Price — Is Ridiculous

Last month I did a round-up of the best Nerf guns under $50. That’s my limit. Fifty dollars. That’s more than enough for a kid’s toy. Maybe $60 if you’re a little flush with cash.

There’s absolutely no way any adult — or kid with an allowance — should be shelling out $180 for a Nerf gun. But that’s how much the new Nerf N-Strike Elite Hail-fire Blaster costs. One hundred and eighty dollars!

It’s the highest capacity NERF blaster ever. The Nerf N-Strike Elite Hail-fire Blaster tops out at an astounding 144-dart capacity (with the purchase of additional clips and darts). It holds up to 8 clips, and delivers a semi-auto barrage of darts as fast as you can pull the trigger. When you’ve got the HAIL-FIRE, you’ve got the ultimate in high-capacity blasting!

A gun that never runs out of bullets isn’t fun for anybody but the owner. It’s like playing baseball with the only kid using an aluminum bat while everyone else is using broomsticks.

This is for the kids out there — if anyone in your hood shows up with one of these Nerf N-Strike Elite Hail-fire Blaster guns the next time there’s a Nerf war, you have my permission to egg his house when the game is over.

Buy It Here: $179.99

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