Nike Is Bringing Back These Magnificent Shit Kickers And Dammit I Want A Pair

Remember these…these magnificent Nike Air Command Force sneakers worn by the likes of David “The Admiral” Robinson back in 1992? God, I hope you do. Because I do. But I’m old, so maybe you don’t. Maybe you don’t recall the 1990s as vividly as I do — things were a lot simpler back then. One thing is for sure, 22 years hasn’t made these things any better looking. They were hideous then and they’re hideous now, but I must own them. And I can, because Nike is re-releasing them on October 18th for $200. (Inflation is a bitch, isn’t it?)

Remember these?