‘Sh*t Cargo Shorts Say’: Imagining What Cargo Shorts Would Say If They Could Talk
Some people think cargo shorts have a negative stigma. Some people don’t. If cargo shorts could talk, though, what would they say? Would they talk about the new Sum 41 cd that absolutely no one was waiting for? Maybe get excited about a point-and-shoot camera? Would it get really, really stoked about the new scent of Axe Body Wash?
The Bros at Chubbies Shorts — leaders of the cargo embargo — pondered that exact same question… “Pulka Shell necklaces…. These are so in right now.”