Watches, Drones, And 8 More Things We Want This Week (A Gear Guide For Bros)
In this week’s gear guide for bros we see everything from beanies to drones, from knives to halloween costumes, and everything in between. This week’s ‘Things We Want, Gear Guide For Bros’ truly covers the complete spectrum of everything a bro might want (and need) in his life. We’ve got a little something for everyone.
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On most of the items if you’re interested in buying one for yourself you can click the link in the description and it’ll take you to the product page.
Do I want this drone? Yes. Do I need this drone? Absolutely not. But I’m going to buy it anyway because I’m a man and I’m irrational and because it’s only $15..
For that price, you’d have to be some kind of goddamn idiot to not buy it. I mean, what else are you going to do with that money? Save for retirement? Fuck that.
You’re not a boy anymore, you’re a man! And that means that you need to be accessorizing yourself with a stylish watch. And here’s where we should make an important distinction: stylish does not necessarily mean expensive as hell. If you’re in the market for a new watch and want something that’s both classy and stylish you really don’t need to spend a fortune AT ALL.
If you’re like me then there are few things in life that you hate as much as wasting money on a badass Halloween costume that you’re only going to wear ONCE. Several years ago I made the switch from a full blown costume to a t-shirt I knew would suffice, and then of course I come across this ‘Netflix and Chill’ shirt from the bros over at American As Fuck and suddenly I find myself buying a new costume substitute t-shirt.
Seriously, this novel take on the ‘Netflix and Chill’ meme is all you need to get laid this Halloween. You don’t need to drop $$$$$ on a Cecil the Lion Doctor costume when you can spend $23.95 on this amazing shirt that’s substituted ‘AND CHILL’ in place of the Netflix logo. It gets your point across for the night: you’re not trying to practice abstinence. It’s also rather humorous, which is a quite rare in the novelty t-shirt game these days. Furthermore, if you really dig this shirt you can also buy the matching hoodie AND party tank!
If you bros have been closely following my ‘Things We Want’ gear guide posts over the past year then by now you’ve had to read though me talking about how I used to own a ‘George Costanza Wallet’ and just how miserable that time in my life was. It really wasn’t that long ago, just a few short years in the past I was walking around carrying a wallet that was so fat it barely fit in my back pocket.
It was hard for me to let go of my George Costanza wallet. At the time carrying around my Subway Sub Club card from the early 2000’s seemed like something that was integral to my life. But then one day I just said ‘fuck it’ and bought a slim wallet, and I’ve never looked back since. I’ve spoken with a lot of you bros on Twitter or in the BroBible comments and found out that a lot of you were in the same situation (or are still) that I once was with the George Costanza wallet. That’s why today I’m featuring this badass wallet from Radix that I think you bros are GOING TO LOVE.
For the vast majority of the United States (everywhere other than Colorado, Washington, Oregon, Alaska, and D.C.) it is still VERY MUCH ILLEGAL to both possess, transport, and smoke weed. That said, smoking weed is so common nationwide it’s practically a national pastime at this point. We’re on the verge of nationwide legalization of marijuana, but until prohibition ends everyone needs to continue being VERY careful when it comes to storing and transporting weed. Enter the bros from Black Rock OG who have created ‘The Safety Case‘, a smell-proof case designed to house and transport your weed while keeping the smell completely masked.
Here’s how ‘The Safety Case’ is described on the BlackRockOG website:
Inspired by travel and influenced by adventure, the pocket-sized Safety Case is a stylish cannabis case for your active lifestyle. Its smell-proof design features tape-sealed seams and a weatherized exterior for an additional layer of protection. The interior strap system is designed to give you maximum versatility when securing your smoking supplies. With its refined look and premium construction, the Safety Case never misses a meeting.
At just $49.95 ‘The Safety Case’ is about to change your life as a stoner. Never again will you have to worry about your car smelling like a skunk died in the trunk. Once you BUY YOUR NEW SAFETY CASE TODAY by following that link down below you can bring you sticky icky wherever you want without fear of attracting unwarranted attention. These cases are LEGIT. And if you’re on the fence about buying one I HIGHLY SUGGEST you follow that link below and find out more information over on their website!
Cobra Golf has for decades been synonymous with quality golf clubs, and the Cobra KING LTD Driver is a testament to their unwavering dedication to quality golf products. As I’m sure is the same for many of you bros, Fall is my favorite time of year to go golfing. It’s not miserably hot and you can actually think about hitting your next shot instead of whether or not your shorts are covered in swamp ass. So as we enter the Fall I want you bros to REALLY STEP UP YOUR GOLF GAME and consider picking up some new gear.
Earlier in the week we put together this post on ‘10 Must-Haves If You Plan On Continuing To Golf Until It Snows‘ but we stopped short of sharing actual clubs we think you should consider purchasing, and that’s why I’ve came back today with this driver for you bros to get in on.
Here’s what Cobra Golf has to say about their revolutionary new driver:
The KING LTD Driver represents COBRA’s finest technology without compromise. Created with premium materials and state-of-the-art technology, the KING LTD driver is our Longest & Straightest driver we’ve ever created. KING LTD truly is The Ultimate Distance Machine.
If we’re being completely honest here I don’t know when I’d ever use this ‘M-550 Pro Paracord Survival Grenade’ but I’ll be damned if I don’t want it so badly I can’t contain myself. Here’s a list of what’s contained inside of this paracord survival kit built out in the shape of a grenade:
Double trip wire (8′ total), double water purification (4x), a p38 can opener, 2x butterfly sutures, , 1 compressed towel (expands with water), dog tag signal mirror, 2x bobby pins, and 1 universal handcuff key. Waterproof matches reduced to from 8x to 6x but include 2 storm proof matches.
There’s also a ‘PRO KIT’ version if you think you need even more than that. Again, in my day to day life I have NO PRACTICAL USE of this whatsoever, but that’s not going to stop me from buying it. Because this is badass and I want it, and I’m a grown ass man and can drop $69.99 on myself from time to time when I’m feeling good AND YOU SHOULD TOO.
Every bro needs a good beanie, and if you’re not into one of these 7 beanies that are mostly casual then I think you should really consider scooping up this TaylorMade Reversible Golf Beanie, because you can wear it to the bar, wear it on the golf course, or wear it around campus. Basically you can wear that beanie whenever and wherever you want. So quit stalling and buy your new beanie today by following that link below!
I really don’t know a whole lot about this slapping butt lamp other than I want it and you turn the butt lamp on by slapping it. It’s like the modern version of the ‘clapper’, that thing back in the day that used to enable you to turn on lights by clapping. Only this time around instead of clapping to turn on the light you slap the butt, which is just amazing.
They’re not exactly cheap, but I wouldn’t expect something this awesome to be cheap, would you?
If any of you reading this are into Sriracha then you need to GET WITH THE TIMES. Sriracha is old and tired, Bibigo is the NEW HOTNESS. This crazy ass sauce is made from the nectar of the Gods. It sweet and spicy ambrosia to your lips. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried it out (seriously).
Here’s what people in the know are saying about this incredible sauce:
“What I find alluring about Gochujang is that it brings a really nice, savory spice to each bite. There is no need for additional ingredients to bulk up the flavor since the sauce already has advanced taste profiles, making it the perfect ingredient for all levels of cooking,” said Chef Edward Lee at The Culinary Institute of America’s Worlds of Flavor® International Conference & Festival, held in Napa Valley, Calif., in April. “The sauce also has a unique umami flavor, making it different from other spicy sauces.”
So, if you like eating then you need to get some of this for yourself today!!! Follow those links above or below and all of you wildest dreams will come true.
Well bros, that concludes another week of ‘Things We Want’. You can click here for last week’s ‘Gear Guide For Bros‘, and if you see anything above you think you need in your life don’t hesitate to click on through and purchase.
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