Single On Valentine’s Day? Couldn’t Hurt To Get Advice From Porn Stars On How To Pick Up Chicks (Or Maybe It Could)

by 11 months ago

Maybe you’re lucky enough to be single on Valentine’s Day. That means no overpriced dinners, no overpriced chocolates, no overpriced flowers. But it’s time to get back in the game. Maybe you need some advice and who better to ask about healthy relationships than PORN STARS!!!

Porn producer and performer Harriet Sugarcookie asked fellow porn stars at the Las Vegas AVN Adult Entertainment Expo for some advice on how to pick up chicks. Porn stars such as Mia Li, Sarah Vandella, Tina Kay, Joanna Angel, Anya Ivy, Farrah Abraham, Alexis Adams, Amber Chase, and Janice Griffith will attempt to get you laid without taking off their clothes.

We learn the best places to pick up girls are the following:

  • Starbucks
  • Anywhere
  • Internet
  • Coffee shop
  • Bookstore
  • Bar
  • Park

Braniac Farrah Abraham said the best place to pick up a girl is at the AVN Expo, which is where she was standing at the time. Such insight.

The most given answer to meet girls is at the grocery store.

But you shouldn’t approach a woman at work because she may give you fake

Mia Li said she pays attention to how nice guys are to other people, and she also looks guys who are in shape.

Alexis Adams says she doesn’t date super hot guys, so you’ve got a chance.

Porn stars like confident, but not cocky guys.

I learned it’s a wise move to have a cute dog if you want to meet a girl.

Porn star Caprice said she married her husband because it was love at first sight when he walked up to her and said, “I want to fuck you.” Might want to have your lawyer’s phone number handy if you plan on using that one.

So there you have it, with these pearls of wisdom from porn stars you’ll be well on your way to true love or having a restraining order placed against you.


TAGSAdviceDatingFarrah AbrahamHarriet SugarcookiePornPorn starsRelationships

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