Britney Spears ended March with a bit of a fizzle, considering that her blatantly Photoshopped selfie started making the rounds on the Internet and people were like “Um can you not?”
But good news for everyone: SHE’S BACK! Well, back in the sense that none of these photos have been edited to shit and back, then thrown back into shit again. Not gonna lie, Britney looks pretty damn good in all of these, especially when you take into consideration that she’s pooped out two kids (the extra “o” in “pooped” was a typo and supposed to be “popped,” but after .0006 seconds of consideration I’ve decided I like “pooped” better) and is almost always working:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDrOPu_m8P8/?taken-by=britneyspears
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDy4Axvm8Pa/?taken-by=britneyspears
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDoynfrm8Pr/?taken-by=britneyspears
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDeuozWm8GZ/?taken-by=britneyspears