Don Marijuana, The Dan Bilzerian Of Weed, Had A Better Super Bowl Party Than You


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Don Marijuana is known for being the “Dan Bilzerian of Weed” because he flaunts his wealth on Instagram and he often utilizes buxom models and a lot of cannabis to hammer home the point that he believes his life is far better than yours.

Exhibit A

https://www.instagram.com/p/637FymlLYl/

Exhibit B

https://www.instagram.com/p/8YpJJ9lLVI/?taken-by=marijuanadon

Exhibit C

https://www.instagram.com/p/79dB1HlLe4/?taken-by=marijuanadon

Exhibit D

https://www.instagram.com/p/9ENwuOlLak/?taken-by=marijuanadon

Exhibit E

https://www.instagram.com/p/60eOHXlLZo/

Exhibit F

https://www.instagram.com/p/76kYYMFLYy/?taken-by=marijuanadon

Marijuana Don is AKA Big Mike, AKA Michael Straumietis, runs Advanced Nutrients, “the world’s #1 selling hydroponics nutrients for medical marijuana and cannabis growers.”

Like most of us, Big Mike threw a Super Bowl 50 party, but unlike most of us the girl-to-guy ratio and guy-to-weed ratio was unbelievably favorable.

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I call blue balls, my right pocket.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgicYAFLZB/?taken-by=marijuanadon

Sweet dreams are made of these.

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Yeah, that was a smidge better than my Super Bowl party.