Hot Girl Arrested For Removing Bikini Top In A Cafe, Tugging On Her Nipple Ring

File this one under we’re eating at the wrong restaurants, because the patrons at a beachside cafe in Florida (of course) were allegedly treated to a very special show.

Jaclynn Glover, also known as Jaclynn Lussier, was arrested for felony lewdness and disorderly conduct after reportedly removing her bikini top at the Holmes Beach restaurant and exposing “her bare breasts to all restaurant patrons” and groping “them while also tugging on her nipple ring,” according to the police report.

And what a police report it is…

…according to victim and witness statements the defendant continued to walk around the restaurant with her breast exposed and proceeded to sit down at a public table. The defendant then removed her entire top and again groped her breats in a sexual nature according to witness statements. The defendant covered her bare breasts after being asked by restaurant employees.

The defendant also violated F.S.S. 877.03 – Disorderly conduct by acting in such a manner that it corrupted the public morals and affected [sic.] the peace and quiet of the persons who witnessed them. The defendant was being beligerent, using vulgar language and causing a disturbance by exposing her bare breasts that were seen by many occupants including the victim of the restaurant.

Apparently whoever took this report was so excited by Ms. Glover’s misadventures they forgot how to spell and use proper punctuation. Totally understandable in my book.

So am I the only one who totally wants to party with this woman?