These Confessions People Shared About Their Grossest Sexual Experiences Might Just Scar You Forever

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WARNING: As I very clearly stated in the headline, the confessions these people revealed about the grossest sexual experiences they’ve ever had might just scar you for life.

Seriously.

If you thought the orgy stories we shared with you a while back were slightly off-putting then you better strap in before you read what these people on Reddit recently shared.

You ready? Answer: No, you are not ready, but here we go anyway.

“So i start working out of town. And I find a rv park that rents out a nice big camper for cheap. 2nd week there and I meet this chick off tinder. We meet up, have dinner and way too much to drink. Really not bad for a tinder date. Take her back to the camper and start our thing. A few minutes into it I smell shit. It keeps getting worse. I start wondering if I sharted or something. So i power through it and go to the bathroom after. Minor butt sweat and that’s it. I figure I must’ve just farted really badly and pass out. I wake up still drunk and go to work. The next day. The couple that owned the camper had brought over a heater and put it in while I was at work. They waited for me to get there to see if I was ok since there was blood and shit all over the bed, I mean there were clearly the silhouette of ass cheeks in the mattress. Like an ass stamp dipped in blood and poop. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life.” — Tumbleweed556

“I already had a stomach ache but I sucked his dick anyway. I was planning on not swallowing but this piece of shit held my head down and his cum shot at my uvula, and on top of it his cum tasted like rotting garbage. I have a terrible gag reflex as well which made the situation worse. So I got up ran to the sink and threw up. Moral of the story don’t eat KFC and then suck dick.” — Italiancute

“My most recent ex wanted to incorporate food and sex. She took a huge glob of her organic almond peanut butter on my dick and began to blow me. The grainy texture felt like sandpaper and it ended up looking like I had diarrhea all over my dick and she was eating it. Had to pull the plug on the act and wash off. Never incorporated food again.” — randomfuckingguy

“I was 15 on a student-exchange to Germany at the time and was experimenting a lot. I thought I’d use a cucumber to make not only a self-lubed dick-sleeve (not a nice phrase) but the inside would make an improvised dildo. I used some lotion or something as extra lube (because you can never have enough lube).

The problem was that my skin didn’t like the lotion-lube. My entire dick, balls and asshole (not to mention the insides) were on fire for days. I was on a student-exchange to Germany at the time. Walking around concentration camps with a burning asshole really took me out of the experience. The people I was staying with thought I was getting really emotional.” — Untakenu

“I woke up in the middle of the night after sex to the girl fingering herself to orgasm while sucking my armpit hair.” — Maker_Of_Tar


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