As a Red Sox fan, it’s tough not to be impressed by Derek Jeter’s life strategy. During his playing career, he had casual flings with a stable of moderately attractive women like Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Tyra Banks. Decent women. And as he entered his 40s and planned for retirement, he smartly decided to lock down Hannah Davis, a 26-year-old supermodel who it scares me to even look at.
I mean, Jesus…