Jen Selter’s Butt Has Written a Column in the ‘New York Post’
Jen Selter’s Butt has gained the ability to speak, and Jen Selter’s Butt has chosen to deliver that voice in the New York Post.
It writes today about whipping Jen Selter’s mother into shape. The Butt says that Jen Selter’s mom was formerly a “junk food addict;” now they order “salads” and “chicken burgers.” The Butt also says that Jen Selter’s mom did not use to exercise; now she exercises three to four days a week. Clearly, it has vital fitness secrets to share.
I’m just so proud of her. She has so much motivation. As proud as she is of me, I’m as proud of her. To be honest, I like her shape better than mine! She told me this is the best she’s ever looked — including when she was 16!
And we haven’t even gotten to her butt yet. That’s our next project. We’re going to have fun. I’m going to take a before photo, which I wish I did more of with my whole fitness makeover. It’s going to be fun to see it plump up and show the results to everyone on Instagram (@mamaselter).
This has been a dispatch from Jen Selter’s Butt.