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Jennifer Aniston was born on February 11, 1969 in Sherman Oaks, California, making her 48-years-old. I point this out, because much like many other talented women we’ve featured here like Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Christie Brinkley, Elizabeth Hurley, Jennifer Lopez and Sofia Vergara, Aniston is officially aging backwards.
That really is the only explanation I have for why, at age 48, Jennifer Aniston, like those other women I mentioned, could literally pass for someone 15 to 25 years younger.
Don’t believe me? Check out this new photo shoot that Aniston did for the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
In the ridiculously lengthy interview done by Amy Sedaris that accompanies this photo shoot, Aniston was asked about her and her husband Justin Theroux’s obsession with vitamins…
Vitamins. Vitamins. Vitamins. I take a lot of vitamins, I’m not going to lie. It changes all the time because someone will say, “Oh, my God, you don’t take activated charcoal?” Then you go down a Googling hole to understand the benefits of that, or turmeric or dandelion for water retention. Now I’m doing apple cider vinegar in the morning.
Vitamins…right. No mention of witchcraft, the sacrificing of virgins or anything of that sort in that quote? Who do you think you’re fooling, Aniston?
Oh, yeah…the outfit and other stuff Aniston is wearing in the first photo below? The dress cost $21,460. The earrings cost $625,000. The ring cost $815,000. And the shoes cost $750. So that’s a $1,462,210 outfit she’s rocking there. Must be nice.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZD2Rb6HaeC/?taken-by=marianovivanco
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZPAqYsAgBh/?tagged=jenniferaniston
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZCQzXQnZyA/?taken-by=marianovivanco
These next two photos aren’t from this shoot. I just like them and am pretty sure you will too.