Jennifer Lopez Didn’t Have a Wardrobe Malfunction Last Night, Stylist Reports
In fact, she says the gown featured special built-in cups that made such a slip impossible.
“While the dress did give the illusion of sheer-ness, jokes on everyone who wishes they saw something,” Mariel Haenn said.
OK, you don’t have to be a jerk about it, Mariel. In real time, it certainly seemed like I was seeing something. And I certainly wasn’t alone. The Twitter account @JLosN*pple was created and amassed over 2,000 followers before the show’s end.
But, apparently, we only were seeing what we wanted to see.
I guess the only thing to do now is review the tape a couple hundred more times.