Remember how JWoww from The Jersey Shore got a second boob job? Well apparently a lot of people were like “But…why?” as if you need a reason to get a boob job aside from “I want flotation devices built into my body because I’m afraid of drowning.”
Well According to JWoww, it wasn’t the size of her tits that mattered, but moreso the fact that after breastfeeding her first kid they had begun to change. I’m going to interpret “change” as “sag” because those knockers looked HEAVY and babies take no prisoners when it comes to sucking the life out of a perky set of boobies.
‘You know, they recommend changing them every 10 years and I’ve had them for over 10 years, so it was time! Now they are nice and bouncy!!!’
‘I got my first [breast job] 10 years ago after being inspired by my girl crush Carmen Electra– she had the most amazing boobs I had ever seen and I had to get them!; she wrote.
‘I found my boob man, Stephen T. Greenberg, MD and he literally gave me the most perfect boob job! I went up to a 34F and couldn’t be happier! I kept them the same size, so they are still Fs.’
JWoww didn’t end there.
She also said, ‘They are so amazing right now and still have a soft, natural look to them thanks to my amazing doctor.
But the real question here is…are her boobs officially big enough that she can crush aluminum cans with them? Because otherwise I don’t consider her surgery a success. Go big or go home motherfuckers.
[H/T Daily Mail, image via Instagram]