Jessica Simpson Is Just Living The Dream In A Red Bikini Top And A Pair Of Daisy Dukes

Happy Valentines Day #thisJohnsonisgettinIt

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Jessica Simpson’s net worth has been pegged at over $150 million while other reports have it even significantly higher than that. Between the money she’s made as a singer and the tens of millions she’s raking in every year with her Jessica Simpson Collection girl is LOADED.

Which is why it’s so refreshing to see her here posing in just a bikini top and a pair of Daisy Dukes not giving a rat’s ass that she’s face of a multi-million dollar business. The corporate world of the 21st century sure is a lot more fun that it used to be, that’s for damn sure.

Hell, she even captioned the photo, “Happy Valentines Day #thisJohnsonisgettinIt,” because not only did we need to see her in this outfit we also needed to know what was going to be happening in her sex life.

Of course, when you’re not only the face of a giant corporation…

Vacation Vibes

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First look at our #spring15 campaign! @jessicasimpson photographed by @gilles_bensimon in #Sedona

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But also the butt…

Lunge your bunz into @macys and get The Warm Up by @jessicasimpsonstyle #macysexclusive

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The legs…

And even the feet of a mega-successful business…

Introducing Jessica Simpson The Warm Up! Available at @macys #jessicasimpson #thewarmup #active

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You can do pretty much whatever you damn well please I guess.

Happy 4th

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God bless America.

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