Joanna Krupa Wants You To Know She Isn’t Naked In This Fiery New Instagram Post, But Almost

Guys, Joanna Krupa wants you to know that she would never ever break Instagram’s nude policy, but she’ll straddle the line. Typically, nude underwear reminds me of my grandmother (which is weird, I know), but the former Playboy cover girl rocks them like they were made for her.

It’s absolutely mind-boggling that Joanna Krupa is 37 years young.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.