What the Hell Is Going on with Kate Middleton’s Portrait?
Unfortunately, it looks like her official portrait artist, Paul Emsley, is firmly in that hater camp. What the hell is that up there? Look at the bags under her eyes. The weird smile, cocked slightly too far to the right. She looks 50, maybe, and nothing the 31-year-old she is right now. Who signed this off and let it hang in London's National Gallery?
At the gala today, Middleton said that she loved it, calling it “brilliant.” Of course she did. She's fucking perfect. But if she needs anyone to call a spade a spade here, we'll be those guys: It doesn't do her any justice.
Going to go look at those famous bikini shots now.