The world stopped talking about Kim Kardashian for all of 60 seconds while everyone focused on her younger sister Kylie Jenner turning 18 (legal age in all 50 states) and sharing scandalous pics on Instagram. Kim is NOT cool with this. It is not the Kim and Kanye way to take a back seat to anyone, especially not her own little sister who hasn’t even released her very own sex tape yet!!!! So what does Kim Kardashian do when she’s not the center of attention? She gets completely naked, like, not a single ounce of clothing on her pregnant body, and she shares a selfie of that naked body to Instagram so the world starts talking about her again. Here is the Kim Kardashian naked pregnant selfie the the entire world is now going to be talking about for the next 60 seconds.
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Finally! Here’s that Kim Kardashian naked pregnant selfie that’s currently breaking Instgram:
The only reason Kim Kardashian is a celebrity is because the general populace has chosen to make her one, she’s never done a single noteworthy thing in her life other than deepthroat the dong of another non-celebrity and release that sex tape after her (then) B.F.F.L. Paris Hilton became famous after releasing a sex tape. Sure, Kim Kardashian‘s got the reality show now, she’s married to Kanye West (the loudest most self-absorbed rapper in the world), her entire family is now famous due to reality TV, and she’s got the clothing line and all that, but the ONLY reason she’s famous and remains famous is because the public choose to click on or watch whatever the heck she does on a daily basis.
Kim knows this, and she knows that if we stop talking about her she’ll fade away into oblivion. Personally, if I were to just wake up one day and the world had stopped talking about Kim Kardashian and she was no longer a celebrity I’d be the happiest blogger on this site. This is actually the first time I’ve ever posted about her (or her naked body) here on BroBible, as it’s the other editors who bring you Kardashian news on a daily basis. But seeing as how she’s completely butt naked in in this photo and trying to show off her pregnant body as natural and being all ‘Look at me! Look at me!’ I had to share it with you bros today for one reason alone: just to point out that there’s not a single thing natural about this photo.
Her caption on Instagram reads:
“First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m going to get even bigger & that’s beautiful too! I’m blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don’t have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I’m grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don’t affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting”
What she fails to mention is that she likely underwent hours of makeup before this photo, IT’S NOT JUST GOOD LIGHTING. This photo is all 99.99% photoshopped. So she can talk about her natural body all she wants, but this photo’s just not natural, and she should sack up and admit that.