I Like To Imagine Lindsay Lohan Crashed This Rich Dude’s Boat And This Picture Is Of Him Telling Her To Leave

Fan of BroBible Lindsay Lohan shared that above Gram to the Gram today, so it’s unlikely that it’s of her crashing a boat, and a wealthy Athenian telling her to get the hell off of it. Like after she stole some of his cocaine or something.

“Γεια σας , Lindsay Lohan , κατεβείτε το σκάφος μου,” he is shouting in my imagination, which is Greek for “Hey you, Lindsay Lohan, get off my boat.”

But he’s probably not :(.

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