Lindsay Lohan Went To A Wedding Last Weekend, Ran Around Naked After Claiming She Was Drugged

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It’s fairy easy to be a generally decent wedding guest. Show up on time, switch your phone to silent for the ceremony, drink a glass of water or two at the reception so you aren’t the most housed person there, and send a gift within a calendar year.

A simple, four-step process. Nowhere on that short list does it say ‘paint your nails during the ceremony’ or ‘leave early and run around naked claiming you were drugged.’

But that list, after all, wasn’t meant for Lindsay Lohan. From Page Six:

We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” during the lavish four-day [wedding of Justin Etzin and model Lana Zakocela in Florence], where guests included Ellen von Unwerth, Sara Sampaio, Edward Spencer-Churchill and Micah Jesse.

Go on…

Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy.

“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.”

And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.

Hey, that’s a good song. Unless she was making a point about the groom. And how she was still in love with the groom. That was probably the case. She probably wanted to bone the groom. Anything else?

A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials

Word.

Many would end a post like this with a faux admonishment: Don’t invite Lindsay Lohan to your wedding.

Fuck that, man. She should be invited to every wedding.

[H/T Gawker]